[@Darcs]
>Implying he isn't a righteous paladin of justice
>Implying he isn't really just a giant ken doll

If he does, he's too stupid to consciously realize it. Really at this point it could end like an episode of [insert any cartoon here] where everyone learns the power of friendship, or he could end up decapitating her and painting ritual symbols all over his body in her blood. I like to play things by ear. 

Besides, after living in Texas for so many years I have to prove I know something about guns.