Status quo, people, keep to it! I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THESE DYNAMIC RELATIONSHIPS. 

And just to preempt the undoubtedly hilarious hurtful and/or smartass comment from users including, but not limited to, Zoldie, Loki, Riri, Savo, or, should he somehow find his way here, Urban: STICKS AND STONES, MOTHAHDUCKAHS, I GOTS STICKS AND STONES AND I WILL BREAK SOME BONES.