You are all genderless amorphous blobs in my eyes. As to what Snow said, that actually made me laugh out loud. 'McDojo BS', I like that. Thank you.

Hell, in that case Google would be a better teacher. Shit, do you one better.

1. Don't make yourself a victim.
2. Eyes, ears, nose, throat, groin. Gouge the eyes, box the ears, strike/shatter the nose. Crush the throat. Smash the groin [in the case of males, teh boobies if you are being assailed by a female]

No matter how strong or fit your potential [Gods forbid] future attack, they can't strengthen or protect those parts of their bodies very well if at all.