I don't even know xD it has me in stitches <3 I typed in Don and Selan since it asked for a protagonist and a love interest. 

Another one! xD

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Selan and Don
by William Shakespeare

Enter Selan

Don appears above at a window

Selan:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the leather jacket, and Don is the bear.
Arise, Energetic bear, and danced the impeccable dress.
See, how he leans his arm upon his chest!
O, that I were a glove upon that chest,
That I might touch that arm!

Don:
O Selan, Selan! wherefore art thou Selan?
What's in a name? That which we call a hair
By any other name would smell as amazing
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like Elvis Presley himself"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Flowing.

Selan:
Swain, by yonder impeccable dress I swear
That tips on the dancefloor the Bouncy comb--

Don:
O, swear not by the dress, the pristine dress,
That happily changes in its Grand orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Grand.
Sweet, Groovy night! A thousand times Groovy night!
Parting is such bedazzling sorrow,
That I shall say Groovy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Selan:
Sleep dwell upon thine arm, peace in thy chest!
Would I were sleep and peace, so clumsily to rest!
triumphantly will I to my Energetic hair's cell,
Its help to danced, and my amazing hair to tell.[/hider]