[Hider=Moira and the Bear] BAMF Love Moira finished packing. Ever since Bear, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Moira had been Strong. There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing wrestled her, all was Serious. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going In the ring to become a Drunk Armor. Just then, there was a Grumpy knock at the door. Moira opened it and stood there mercilessly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her arm. When Moira came to, Bear was holding her leg and looking Tough. "My love," Bear said awesomely, "I'm sorry for the Ready shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Scary island for the last ten years, living Like a drunk, rabid bear. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my hand in the wreck. Can you still love me?" Moira could hardly believe her Bear had returned. "I will always love you, hand or no hand. Besides, you can cover it up with a Sword." They embraced angrily and vowed to never be parted again. And all was Confident.[/hider] I love this drabble maker so much >w<