[quote=@Zarkun]
The only thing that wakes me up is my wife beating me in her sleep. My poor nuts...
[/quote]

Kinda reminds me of my mother and her boyfriend. He has a snoring problem, so a lot of punching and kicking is involved to shut him up. And one time, she just kangarooed his back and flung him off the bed and smashed into a desk.

It was amusing.