[u]Stupid Things that Skender has Done:[/u]
-accidentally kidnapped a child
-accidentally massacred a town
-accidentally sunk a ship
-accidentally sunk a small island
-accidentally had ___ limb cut off
-accidentally pissed off ___
-accidentally killed off ___
-accidentally married ___
-accidentally got trampled by a horse
-accidentally trampled a horse
-accidentally got stuck as a [s]sexy[/s] sea cucumber for five years
-invested in unsuccessful businesses
-believes any con artist, till he doesn't
-gender swapped in the rapey part of the world/city

[u]Less Stupid Things that Skender has Done:[/u]
-he a actually raised chuldren before
-freed some slaves
-gambling with money
-bought a house in the city
-accidentally befriended ___
-accidentally killed off ___
-escaped certain death by utilising his shape shifting skills
-became a (paid in advance) mercenary
-killed an evil wizard
-painted a series of art masterpieces
-started a dance craze

Let me know if I should add/remove/change anything from my lists...!
:3