Rickie blinked twice. There were weird things. Weird, madness inducing things. And there was [i]this.[/i] He then stood there, mouth agape, still in shock of what was he seeing. [i]Did Kirrian just get kidnapped by a she-monkey and he got shoved in between the...WHHHAAAAAT!?[/i] Rickie finally was able to process what was happening, and he was too [i]tempted[/i] to wish Kirrian luck, health, and lots of monkey-babies. But then he remembered the old adage of certain groups. [b]"Bros before hoes"[/b] He repeated mentally as he pumped his fist.

[b]"GET AWAY FROM HE...I MEAN HIM, YOU BITCH!"[/b] Rickie yelled at the speeding monkey, almost bungling the phrase by misquoting a certain badass one liner from a movie. He had better not do more of that, anyway. [b]"GET BACK HERE AND DROP KIRRIAN!"[/b] He added, and restarted running. Although then again, he had just figured out how to throw freaking [i]Fireballs[/i]. Wasn't there a levitation spell? He searched the crevices of his mind for the answer.

Turns out, somehow [i] he knew how to do it[/i]. After pronouncing the arcane words, soon Rickie's feet took off the ground, and darted at the awesome speed... of an elderly man in a moped.

[i]Uncool[/i] Rickie thought to himself as he yelled again, flailing his legs in midair. [b]"PICK ME INSTEAD! LEAVE THE LAD ALONE!"[/b] Rickie added. He wasn't unconviced this was going to be case, but at the very least he was sure to enjoy it [i]more[/i] than Kirrian.