[@monstrousman] I'll PM you soon!

Name: Zach or Zachary. You decide, I don't really care. I also go by Mrs. Pickles (long story).

Gender: Male

Country/languages: Fluent in Pig Latin, English, and American. If needed, I can telepathically communicate with dolphins, but only on Tuesdays. I can kind of speak Spanish. Barely.  

DnD experience: Tried to start a game once with friends but it ended up with us just joking around and eating snacks. We were at the DMs house for about 16 hours (spent the night) and actually played for less than one of those hours. I've read up on it, but lack experience.

Preferred edition: Thanks to the internet, I own all of the books! PDFs FTW!

Preferred characters: Meh... whatever... something easy, I guess. I could be the "token human," if you want. 

Days you can play: Friday, Saturday, Sunday until this summer. Once summer starts, pretty much any day that ends in y. 

Misc: I'm a wealth of useless information, bad jokes, and URLs to those funny YouTube videos that you never hear about.
I like long walks along the beach.
Time zone is EST.
Squids.