What the fuck did you just fucking say about Jerry Seinfeld you little bitch? I'll have you know he is one of the greatest comedians of all time, involved in numerous large-scale stand-up events. He is highly trained in the art of humorous vocal tone, and is the top Superman fan in the entire US populace. You are nothing to him but another audience member. He will make you subdue into hilarity with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think that you can get away with talking shit about this mega-funny Jew over the Internet? Think again fucker. As we speak, Jerry is contacting his global friend network of elite comedians and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the humor, maggot. The humor that obliterates every last bit of resistance against quality bits regarding amusing everyday observations. Your sides are gonna split kid. He is so wealthy he can travel anywhere, anytime and make you laugh over 700 ways, and that’s not even including his never before performed bonus material. He a masterful stand-up comic as well as a star in his own hit 1990's sitcom series which along with 10+ hours of knee-slapping outtakes will be utilized to make you giggle indefinitely, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy comedy your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your paying the admission price you goddamn idiot. Jerry is gonna break his 13 year, 5 month vomit streak and violently throw up all over your body; drowning you in an ultra high pressure, eighty-million gallon torrent of digestive enzymes. Like it or not, you’re gonna laugh kiddo.