[quote=@Etcetera]
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Unfortunately for you, neither am I.
*Rolls to the side and kicks you in the face*
[/quote]

Zoey: *Stumbles back two steps and holds her nose*
Ow!
*With her other hand, she holds the scythe next to the blade and the handle glows with a lavender shade of purple. I swing it, and it is attracted to the hand with the knuckle guards on it, going wherever it goes*