[quote=@Dark Wind]
Quite a few lengthy entries. I almost want to single out the huge ones (looking at you Keyguy) and review them first lol.
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How to write Keyguy style:
Step 1: Take an idea.
Step 2: TURN IT INTO SCI-FI (Or another form of speculative fiction)
Step 3: Make sure that you hammer the message into everyone's heads. The message has to be "Hey guys, this was/is/will be bad. TAKE NOTE. TAKE NOTE NOW".
Step 4: If your story doesn't take up at least 20 pages on word, you're doing it wrong. pad it with unneeded imagery and spaces.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit. Oh wait, you didn't publish it. Nevermind.