[quote=@Zeal]
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*blocks*
Longsword...
*slashes at you multiple times with a ver long and extremely sharp sword*
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What a coincidence! I have one of those too!
*The two swords in my hands begin to glow*
Longsword!
*They combine into one extremely large sword, glowing with energy, that blocks your slashes*