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"When someone like me is around, crazy coincidences aren't quite so rare."
" 'That wouldn't happen in a million years' becomes a pretty moot statement." (Unless, as you said, a coincidence can't occur because something vital to it never happened in the first place, or other things like that.)
"... what was once unlikely becomes more likely than much." This is more vague, though, and doesn't quite illustrate what he's trying to say.
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When he gave the computer file analogy. That.