The coolest kid I ever met was a two year old called "Achilles Jones". After that, I thought classic civilization might be the place to get a name.

The problem is, that kid was black so he was genetically prepared to be cool. I'm very white (white enough to post on an online roleplaying forum), so unless I manage to have a child with a black woman my kid will be too white to pull off a name like "Achilles." I'll just have to wait and see...