Back when I was at that age where suggest you join the military, that was what they suggested. "Join the military, you're smart enough to join the airforce so you won't actually have to do anything." 

If that is actually the case and the airforce is truly as cushy as they say, then there is your answer. 

Though I have a cousin removed by some numbers that was posted in Greenland. Not sure how cushy Greenland can possibly be.