[quote=@Fatal Error 1337]
I am officially announcing my quest to win all the Spam Forum Games and therefore become ruler of the spam forums. As of this post I have already bested the bronies and posted the alphabet without their interruption. I have also begun my campaigns against the women of 
"Men vs. Women Race to 1000" and "Google Picture War". Those who join my cause in my name shall be treated fairly in this new world once I am ruler. But those who stand against me shall be CRUSHED! 

CRUSHED I TELL YOU!
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You couldn't pay me to give a shit about whatever this is