[quote=@Sherlock Holmes]
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Just so you know -- I'm the final boss that needs to be beaten in order to truly rule Spam. 

Bring it, fool.
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And I"m too innocuous for the protagonists, big bad, or anyone else to realize that I've been lurking through the shadows the entire time. 
I'm the Giant Space Flea from Nowhere.