A Qunari conquest of Skyrim would be hilarious. Everyone's name is Sten. The same as before. 

Battle reports would be very difficult to write up...

12:32 - Sten, Sten and Sten assaulted the hill under the command of Sten. they faced off against Sten Stenson, Sten Stensonson and Boris the Mighty (known to his friends as Sten.) The Stens were quickly and brutally massacred and the hill is currently in the hands of the Stens.

- Simply John. . . and mine's conversation.