[quote=@Raijinslayer]
[@AtomicNut] Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to see Sigma make Ian a cake with the words, "Sorry I gouged out your eye with a fork", frosted on it. I know it probably won't happen, but I still think it'd be morbidly entertaining
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It's Sigma's cake. It's hers. She'll just cradle it in her arms and say "mine" and react violently to anyone else.