JK - because I don't want to know what everyone else is doing. I could care less who stalks me, but I'm not interested in stalking anyone. Weird...

*laughs hard* A Christmas Porn? Good grief. I like spankings, but you're the one misbehaving big time today. 

I'm sure the stalker page is on its way. I think we should make stalkers work for it - lazy ass efforts. :)