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a peasant soon comes out of a house, shouting "clover!" causing the pig to jump up and squirm out of his arms over to the peasant which rushes back inside with it.

It doesn't take long for the sergals to arrive at the village, the peasants locking their windows and doors while the lord comes out with a bandage. "what do you beasts want?" the lord asks evenly, the squad leader of the sergal force stepping up and saying evenly "we're here to confiscate your town due to reports of abusive governmental, military, and economic practices. come quietly and we won't have to hurt you" which seems to infuriate the lord, causing him to start on a tirade as he draws his sword only to be downed by laser fire to the head, leaving a burnt hole where his brain was as he falls to the ground, uttering with his dieing breath "tis... merely... a flesh wound..." before keeling over and voiding his bowels rather noisily, seeming to shed a fair chunk of his fat into his pants.

"good people, you are now citizens under sergal rule. please report to fort squeaker for debriefing and job alottment. your co-operation would be appreciated" the squad leader calls out evenly, the peasants comeing out to thank him before making the journey