[center][s][i]Mind yer manners. Buy an ale or git out. Leave the cats alone. Break the furniture and I break yer face. We got bread and cheese and rabbit gruel. Don't ask for nothin' else.
Welcome to the Bawdy Dog. What'll it be?[/i][/s]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ue6S8OI.jpg[/img]

something has gone terribly, horribly wrong . . .[/center]

[h3]QUICK START[/h3][hr]
[indent]1. Fill out this character sheet.

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ꝿ NAME:[/color] [color=gray][i](the name of your character)[/i][/color]

[color=#FFA65C]ꝿ RELATIONSHIP WITH [character name]:[/color] [color=gray][i](Pick a Relationship and someone else's character)[/i][/color]
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[list][*]Siblings
[*]Unrequited lovers
[*]Spouses in an arranged marriage
[*]Linked by blood ritual
[*]Assassin/target
[*]Rescuer/rescuee
[*]Employer/henchman
[*]Former cellmates
[*]Bounty hunter/bounty
[*]Creator/golem
[*]Sorceror/apprentice
[*]Diabolist/intended sacrificial victim
[*]Werewolf/hunter
[*]Same non-human race
[*]Members of the same religion or guild
[*]Longtime adventuring companions
[*]Drinking buddies
[*]Reluctant allies
[*]Vicious scoundrel/pacifist healer
[*]You each have a scar the other gave you
[*]"You killed my father"[/list]
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[color=#FFA65C]ꝿ NEED:[/color] [color=gray][i](your character's major goal)[/i][/color]
[indent][indent][hider=Choose one Need]
[list][*]To be a hero
[list][*]...by defending the little guy
[*]...to that one special person
[*]...so you can lord over everybody else
[*]...in the public's eyes, even if you really aren't[/list]
[*]To crush your enemies
[list][*]...because they ruined your life
[*]...and enslave them
[*]...and they're all enemies
[*]...just to get a moment's peace[/list]
[*]To amass a hoard
[list][*]...by killing every monster you see
[*]...through shady dealings
[*]...of forbidden lore
[*]...to fund a private army[/list]
[*]To fly
[list][*]...with everybody else's treasure
[*]...after one last quest
[*]...before they realize who you really work for
[*]...literally, using a spell or maybe a catapult[/list]
[*]To rule
[list][*]...by marrying a royal heir
[*]...on a throne of your enemies' skulls
[*]...an army of undead
[*]...and impose your type of justice[/list]
[*]To overindulge
[list][*]...with wenches
[*]...in drink
[*]...in rampant thievery
[*]...in forbidden rituals
[*]...in bloodshed
[*]...in tavern brawls[/list][/list]
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[color=#FFA65C]ꝿ OBJECT:[/color] [color=gray][i](a nifty thing your character possesses)[/i][/color]
[indent][indent][hider=Choose one Object]
[list][*]Weapons
[list][*]Flaming sword (sword of cataclysmic combustion)
[*]Poisoned dagger (dirk of vicious viper's venom)
[*]Big-ass iron warhammer
[*]Ancient elven bow
[*]Dragonbane blade (broadsword of scaly slaughter)
[*]Catapult
[*]Soul-stealing scepter (scepter of severed souls)
[*]Sentient spear (longspear of wise council)
[*]Cursed blade (cutlass of cruel calamity)
[*]Seeking arrow (arrow of absolutely accurate archery)
[*]Betrayer's axe (greataxe of pliant perfidy)
[*]Staff of resurrection with one charge left[/list]
[*]Spells
[list][*]Enchanting Charm
[*]Transformative Polymorph
[*]Spectral Ward
[*]Demonic Summoning
[*]Trapping Paralysis
[*]Exploding Lightning[/list]
[*]Magic Items
[list][*]Invisibility cloak
[*]Crystal ball of future sight
[*]Crown of fearlessness
[*]Mystery potion (nobody knows what it does)
[*]Impervious chain shirt[/list]
[*]Trophies
[list][*]Mounted troll's head
[*]Genie bottle
[*]Dragon's flame sac
[*]Tome of dark rituals
[*]Gold ring on a mummy's severed finger
[*]Massive pile of gold coins[/list]
[*]Sentimental
[list][*]Strange charm left with a foundling
[*]Invitation to a prestigious order
[*]Statue of a deity (with a hidden compartment)
[*]Old ally polymorphed into a toad
[*]Royal lady's garter[/list][/list]
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[color=#FFA65C]ꝿ DETAILS:[/color] [color=gray][i](anything and everything you're inspired to write here)[/i][/color]
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2. Post your CS in the Characters tab. No approvals necessary.

3. Go post.[/indent]

[H3]SOME GUIDANCE[/h3][hr]
[list][*]Characters
[list][*]Multiple characters per account is allowed. Please clearly separate each character's actions if you choose to have more than one character. Please limit yourself to two active characters at any one time.
[*]Character death is a very real possibility, especially if someone is trying to raise an undead army. It's ok, just keep making characters. The CS is small on purpose.
[*]Non-human characters are acceptable as long as they have essentially human appearances and are instantly recognizable by everyone. Elves, Dwarves, werewolves (full-moon-blood-rage, not fuzzy-friendly-anthro please) and vampires are fine. Furries, aliens and homebrew races are forbidden. Please keep the character as simple as possible.[/list]
[*]Relationships
[list][*]When choosing someone else's character for a relationship, try to pick one with fewer than two relationships already. This ensures that everyone has an equal chance at love!
[*]Once you've chosen, post that character's name in the OOC and declare your new relationship. @Mention the character's player so they pay attention.
[*]Every player has the right to veto a relationship that's declared for them.
[*]Each character may have as many relationships as they can feasibly handle, but two is the recommended limit.[/list]

[*]Needs
[list][*]Your character's Need is the driving force behind their actions. Your character's goal is to use or abuse the other characters in order to fulfil their Need. Choose wisely.[/list]

[*]Objects
[list][*]Your character's Object is something unique. Try to choose an Object that has not yet been chosen by anyone else, or personalize it until it's your own.
[*]Each character is permitted to begin with only one Object.
[*]Objects may be bartered, stolen, broken, used up or given away. If this happens, character sheets should be updated accordingly.
[*]The GM will sort out any disagreements regarding who has what.[/list]
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