[h2]Jack Morgan, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria[/h2]
As Shivani stepped through the door, all eyes in the pizzeria were on her. Who was this cat person? Why was she here? 

Jack Morgan, meanwhile, grinned. Clearly, the job fair on Athas was already bearing fruit. Of course, she'd have to be dealt with before the animatronics caught wind of her. Moving quickly and purposefully blocking Shivani's view of the stage, Jack Morgan firmly dragged her back through the threshold of the door she had just entered.


Once they were back in the parking lot, Jack stepped back from Shivani and addressed her with professional pride.
"Good work showing initiative coming here, recruit! You very nearly got yourself [i]killed[/i] back there-- what were you thinking, showing up without a mask?! Did the recruiters not tell you about the guardbots' facial recognition software?"

Jack sighed. He wished those damn idiots in charge of the job fair actually [i]gave[/i] the new recruits information. Little did he know that Shivani wasn't a resident of Thunderbolt City or even Athas in general.

"Ah well, none of that matters. You got here, I guess we better get to the next step in the recruitment process."

[i]This is always the hardest part,[/i] Jack thought to himself, [i]The damn recruits [/i]never[i] prepare for any of this! Better hope[/i] this[i] one knows what she's doing...[/i]

"Alright, recruit... Question One!"

"Are you currently using-- or have you ever used-- addictive drugs such as:
[list]
[*]Moon Sugar 
[*]Psycho
[*]Mr Bones
[*]Joy
[*]Deathsticks
[*]Novacoke
[*]Deepweed
[*]Bouncy Bubble Beverage
[*]Deathweed
[*]Slow-Mo
[*]Refrain
[*]Red Eye
[*]Stimutacs
[*]Salt
[*]Cat Food
[*]Hyperzine
[*]Glistening Oil
[*]Electromagnetic Particles
[*]Red Spice
[*]Blue Spice
[*]Orange Spice
[*]Baby Spice
[*]That Blue Meth from [i]Breaking Bad[/i]
[*]Nuka-Cola Quantum
[*]Hist Sap
[*]Mindbreaker Toxin
[*]Ambrosia
[*]Demon Horn
[*]Human Horn
[*]Hyper Potion
[*]Venom
[*]Estus
[*]Estrus
[*]Rumble Balls
[*]Plasmids
[*]Vigors
[*]Cyber-Modules
[*]Triptocaine
[*]Fairy Dust
[*]Angel Dust
[*]Dust
[*]Blue Herb
[*]Slappers
[*]Slab
[*]Slide
[*]Slunky
[*]Slush
[*]Skooma
[/list]
if you [i]have[/i] taken any of these drugs at some point in your life, you will need to take a bimonthly drug test. If not, we can continue to the next question."