[h2]Julius Aldo, The Space Bar[/h2]
[i]Flipping fuckjacks, this [b]is[/b] just like taking in Ingvar! Why do these Warhammer mooks always have to use bugs?![/i]

Swatting ineffectually and slashing astonishingly effectively at the swarm of flying squiggly things angrily buzzing around his head, Julius could do little to protect Takahara from Arragoz's charge. Until he dealt with those Buzzas, he'd be entirely incapable of helping out!

A thought crossed his mind: bugs [i]hate[/i] the cold, right? He could [i]use[/i] that!

In one swift motion fueled by panic, pain, and the uplifting force of a couple dozen fist-sized bees exerting force on him, Julius leaped over the bar's counter, sprinted through the kitchen, tackled a cowering sous-chef out of the way, and ran straight into the still-open freezer.

Immersed in the lastest in post-space-age cryogenic gases, the Buzzas were much less fierce and much slower. His thick hide protecting him from both the cold and the weakened Buzzas, Julius happily walked out and closed the freezer door behind him, trapping the Buzzas in a prison of hydrogen and frozen semi-meat products.

[h2]Jack Morgan, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria[/h2]
Jack crossed his arms, and filed the answer to question two away as "yes, I was in an insurgent organization and was exceptionally effective in tearing down my opponents".

"You're not getting in until you join up with Shocker+, lady. It's a fine job, you know. Good pay, missions you choose yourself, a chance to make the universe better for the sake of making it better, the only teleporter out of here in this universe..."

Jack caught that last line of his just as he said it. Hastily, he added "and don't think you can force your way in, honey. You'll have to go through fifteen of the multiverse's strongest, smartest, bravest soldiers just to get through the playplace. Now, do you want this job, or would you rather piss around on this backwater world and get yourself a job at Walmart?"

Once again, the professional tone and questions. "Question Three: What would you say is the trait you most need to improve on? Be Honest."