[h2]Jack Morgan, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria[/h2]

Jack scoffed at the level of foolhardiness being displayed by Shivani. 
"You're [i]not[/i] getting a mask until you get hired-- that's the whole point of the recruitment process! As for the guardbots, lemme try to find the sales pitch old Sneery used... ah! There we go!"

Jack pulled out his PDA, and pressed a couple buttons on it. A jingly little tune started up, and a deep, robotic, [i]handsome[/i] voice started speaking through the PDA.
[b]"We at MegaCorp appreciate the lengths our customers will go to defend their homes-- that's why we created the Megacorp Trooper v.5! Fitted with new 'Combi-Arsenal' technology--fresh from GrummelNet--the MT5 is guaranteed to be prepared for every situation! Order now, and we'll give you another unit, ABSOLUTELY FREE! [sub]Supplies limited. MegaCorp is not liable for cases involving MT5 related to death, injury, and erectile dysfunction.[/sub]"[/b]

The jingly tune ended, and Jack looked at Shivani with pride in his eyes.
"Got Sneery to buy 'em off his old boss, and then we retrofitted the clunky old animatronics that were stored in the back, using these new 'bots. New felt lining, new servos, new soul retainers, new voice modulators, and they're ready for battle! That's just the kind of toys we here at Shocker+ love to play with, and they can be [i]yours[/i] if you join up!"

Jack sighed with great satisfaction. He always loved talking about robots. Maybe it was the fact that they didn't waste time trying to barge into deathtraps because they were curious.

"Anyway, you're not getting in. As a private establishment, Shocker+ has the right to refuse service and access to anyone they please. If you do not leave, I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police and have you arrested for trespassing."