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*on all broadcast devices in the local universe, this news broadcast airs*

[b]NEWS UPDATE![/b]

A giant mechanical creature has reaked havoc upon Third Earth!

The beast and its droid army have devastated the entire solar system, and the nearby twenty systems as well! All planets are on high alert, and are evacuating as we speak!

Here is a photo that one of the few surviving citizens took just moments before it began its destruction:

[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/330/b/b/ice_monster_by_detmills8-d4hcj6i.jpg[/img]

If you hear any reports of this beast's whereabouts, contact the EDB main headquarters immediately!

This is Chet Ubetcha saying,

RUUUUN!

*the broadcast burns out*
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Grade A reporter right there.