GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN. CONTROL YOUR URGES. 
But actually though, I get it. I just don't have quite such a visceral reaction to adorable things. Maybe it's a girl thing?

Edit: Yeah, I was wondering how we were gonna do plot at this point. I've wrapped myself up for the rest of the IC night, unless I want to write out the rant. But I don't. That would just detract from it.