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You monster. You ever have a bug land on your head, out of nowhere, while in bed? 

I'm surprised my heart didn't fail.
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Short story: BIG Cockroach invaded. Swung at it. It flew at me. Skittered away. Cue hour long hunt. Prey had been spotted. Swift execution. Death by combination broom and foot.