[quote=@Cyclone]
Look at the purple gloves, purple...things sticking out of his shoulders, and all that eye shadow...

I take it he has undies with alternating purple and pink and 
sparkly My Little Ponies embroidered on?
[/quote]

Those shoulder things are his fairy wings, thankyou very much!

[b]Cross-dressing Elf King with wing-looking shoulder pads, a snake in his hair, and an explanation point on his forehead[/b]
Yep. Makes perfect sense.