[quote=@Zarkun]
I have two female characters I control. The Man joke is unamusing.
[/quote]

It's not meant to amuse you.  It's meant to amuse me.  And it does.  Because Ichiya amuses me.
[img]http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32600000/Ichiya-scaring-Erza-fairy-tail-32675554-970-550.png[/img]

[quote=@Burthstone]
Frenzy Plant should totally have someone in it who controls plants.

Just saying.
[/quote]

It would make sense, I suppose.  Fairy Tail had Evergreen, and Phoenix Wing has Penny.