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Kicks is another way of saying shoes. Top is top. Kek is like 'spoderman' way of saying kick. Top kek = top kicks. Top shoes are basketball type of shoes otherwise known as high tops. Top kek = High tops. 
Citation:
Rawyer, Alfred. "The Study of Language in Year 0012." New York, Canadia. Mugburks publishing, March 57, -2099. Book.