[h2]King Dedede--Yggdrasil[/h2]

King Dedede beamed. "Well, now that's the spirit! We'll catch whatever crooks are distributing these blighted blood transfusions, no doubt about it! We'll surely crack down on this conundrum and put a stop to whatever disease is driving these denizens dotty, or my name's not Dedede!"

Dedede leaned on his hammer again. "Now, like I asked... We got any leads? Any directions? Anything's a start. Normally I'd send that chump Escargoon to do some dirty work, but there's an obvious lack of lavender snail in the general vicinity, so it looks like we'll have to get all the Scooby-Doo shenanigans done with our own, preferably-not-bare hands."