[quote=@NarcissisticPotato]
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Nope, my monster is a shadow person so I decided it would be a good idea to read up about cases of them!
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I suggest "John Dies at the End" by David Wong if you want a terrifying novel featuring shadow people and dick jokes. 

I also wait on baited breath to see your character. I expect great things, potato! Great things!