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[center][b]Peter Parker[/b][/center]
	Peter has faced many bizarre supervillains in his relatively short career as Spider-Man: a lizard man, a man augmented with mechanical tentacles, even that raptor-human hybrid.  However, this one takes the cake.  A bipedal triceratops with laser horns who thought it was a unicorn.  The things that Peter saw on this “job” as Spider-Man were many things, but usually none of them were normal.

	In order to dodge one of this creature’s energy projectiles, Peter had to lean back as if he was doing the limbo, ducking under the blast and allowing to harmlessly pass over him.  Peter had to find a way to either get this thing away from the civilians, or at least stop him before it does any more damage than it has already done.  While most of the villains that he had faced did not understand the concept of ‘collateral damage’, as most do, but this one took it to a new level.

	“KILLER UNICORN!”  Another energy blast came from the monster’s metallic horns and yet again Peter managed to dodge the bolt, this time performing a front flip in the air.

	“Yes, we all have well established that you are in fact a unicorn, in spite of belonging to the wrong class of animal.”  Taunting his foe had become a well-engrained habit that Peter had developed over his superhero career.  Even though his insults probably would not work on this creature, Peter still utilized his mocking because it not only distract his enemies (or at least those who could comprehend his jokes), but it also helped to calm his nerves.  Going up against menaces that could permanently send you to the hospital is a nerve-racking situation.  Peter had to find a way to calm his jittery nerves and this was his medicine.

	The monster stomped his foot into the pavement, causing the nearby manhole cover to shake loose from the cavity that it was covering.  Peter saw his opening at this moment, dashing forward with his nimble speed and reflexes.  Latching onto the manhole cover with two weblines, Peter whirled the circular impromptu weapon above his head several times until he released the full force of the object against the “Killer Unicorn’s” side.

	However, when Peter catch sight of the wound that he had caused the monster with the manhole, he was dumbfounded at what he saw.  At the site of the wound Peter could clearly discern not only flesh but also some metallic components within the monster’s body.  It was almost as if it was a perfect union of a biological organism and an artificial machine.  Flesh together with metal lining and blood mingled with what seemed to be electrical circuits. 

	“What the heck is that thing?”

	“KILLER UNI...,” the monster began to shout out for what seemed like to Peter the hundredth time.  Having heard this self-proclamation too many times already, Peter webbed shut the giant Triceratops’s mouth shut, preventing it from finishing it supposed name.

	“Well, things could be worse.  It could have been ‘Killer My Little Pony’ or something creepy like that.”  Peter thought to himself.  While the creature was tearing away at the sticking substance that sealed its mouth shut, Peter hurried to figure out what the heck he needed to do next.  While the majority of the bystanders had already evacuated the area, a few stragglers had remained behind, probably to get some pictures or video of the action.  Heck, probably some stayed for the thrill or because they are just plain stupid.  No matter why they remained, Peter knew that he needed to finish this battle soon, so that no one would get hurt and so that the property damage would escalate anymore.