[quote=@Earnest Evans]
Wait, isn't this just a town that follows Chinese doctrine thanks to the efforts of Chinese sleeper agents? Two hundred years after the nuclear apocalypse, would they be running a dojo and teaching the townspeople how to use kung fu and super-rare stealth suits?
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Better yet, want to know what their asian ninja training manual is?

A couple of Naruto managas.

Yes... my guy will be using shadow clone ninjistu... *Evil Cackle*