Can I bump? I like bumping. BUMPITY BUMP BUMP BUMP

"Soldiers! We have bumped and bumpitied to this very line! *Draws line on whiteboard* WE WILL SHOW THESE COMMENTING MOTHAFUCKAS THE POWER OF THE BUMPER GOD!!! Show them your might, and believe in the bump! Feel the bump, kiss the bump, hump the bump! For on this day, when the inevitable happens, WE SHALL BUMP SO HARD THAT THE EARTH WILL SHAKE WITH BUMPING POWER!!! ONWARDS TO VICTORY!!" *legions of bumpers raise their swords and clash against the commenters*

-General Bumper McBumperton BUMPITY Bumpman, the last Bumper General in the Dark Age.