[quote=DarkwolfX37]
Well, when I was younger, he would have me do my chores, right? And if I did, he'd buy me a mansion and all the ice cream I wanted and let me do whatever I wanted. But if I didn't, he'd light me on fire.
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Um... okay then. I don't agree with that at all, and your dad is a horrible parent, but you're not my kid.