[quote=@Zarkun]
There's no such thing as a noob unless you have never touched a game in your life. I was never a noob, I've been gaming since the Atari.
[/quote]

See, I get that. I can just play games easily. One time, when I was a teen, my brother hired a lord of the rings game, and I had never played kt.

I kicked his butt even though we were on the same team. 

He hasn't played games with me since.