Wait, wait, wait... we're not the villains. We're the good guys. The only problem is this whackamaimy world we're living in has a totally screwed up morality system which doesn't cater for our brand of 'goodness', and instead chooses to label us as 'villains' just because some of us may enjoy getting out bare backsides whipped while tied to a leather saddle.

Let's gather up the steampunk robot fighting for freedom against its oppressive dwarven creators, the orc tribal chieftain fighting to protect his ancestral homeland from invading humans, the shaman with a perfectly understandable interest in resurrection and the afterlife, the human lord fighting to gain justice for the deaths of his people... and the other folks who have perfectly justifiable reasons for fighting those evil, sanctimonious religious nutcases who keep attacking us with absolutely no provocation before they force their unnatural views on sexuality, freedom of expression and the right to enjoy a good baby roasting in the privacy of your own dungeon on us.

Oh, and while we're waiting could you pour some more of that hot oil on my butt? It's starting to feel a little chilly.

[hider=Tinkerhel - Dark Fairy Mistress][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/FJOm9zj.png[/img][/center]
[color=ccbbff][b]Name:[/b][/color]		Tinkerhel, 'Mistress Hel' to her pets (and 'Slut' to her Master)
[color=ccbbff][b]Species:[/b][/color]		Dark [url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy]Fairy[/url]/[url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Mistress]Mistress[/url]
[color=ccbbff][b]Job Class:[/b][/color]	Fighter (Ranged, Flanker)
[color=ccbbff][b]Skills:[/b][/color]		Flight, Immune to Toxins, Masochist
[color=ccbbff][b]Abilities:[/b][/color]		Hand-to-Hand, [url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Drain]Drain[/url]
[color=ccbbff][b]Likes:[/b][/color]		Pain, Torturing (especially other Fairies, Mistresses and [url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Priestess]Priestesses[/url]), Researching
[color=ccbbff][b]Hates:[/b][/color]		[url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Samurai]Samurais[/url], [url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Angel]Dark Angels[/url], [url=http://dungeonkeeper.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire]Vampires[/url] and safewords[/hider]