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There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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[b]Someone took the bait[/b], I'm so [i]eggsited[/i]! [i]Olive [/i]puns!

What? Oh, none of these glorious food-puns will make [b]you [/b]laugh. They're all for my own enjoyment, and you've inspired me now:

You're partially at fault for these puns, now, because you replied and it takes two to [i]mango[/i]. You [i]butter [/i]back off now, Scarifar, because I kinda make a big [i]dill [/i]about my puns. And, to you, some of these will probably be the [i]wurst [/i]thing ever. If you recede now, I won't even [i]taco [/i]about it. Afterall, it's [i]nacho [/i]problem, it's mine...

I don't know if you [i]carrot [/i]all, but I have a hundred more on the way...I don't mean to get [i]jalapeno [/i]business, but don't accept the challenge, or it will only get [i]wurst[/i] from [u]hare [/u]on out.

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I'm not trying to make you laugh, these are just fun for me. It's 2 AM and I have nothing else to do. By all means, you can just ignore (so hard to resist making another) this.

EDIT: I've had my fun, I'll stop now. Apologies to all who read this.