~[color=LightSteelBlue][b]Jonathan[/b][/color] and [color=a187be][b]Song[/b][/color]~

Jonathan leisurely strolled out onto the deck, and stood by the captain. Hmm. Falis Island! Surely it must be swarming with exotic lady pirates from all corners of the world. There was no way he was staying behind on the ship. 

No way. 

He felt Charlotte squirrelishly pounce on him like he was a tree of some sort, though he pretended to pay it no mind. But then she happily chirped:

[color=ed145b] "What's going to happen, captain? Are you finally going to pass the ship's command to Jon-sama?"[/color]

[color=LightSteelBlue][i]Eh wot?[/i][/color]

Jonathan hadn’t heard of this before. 

[color=orangered]"God help us if Jon is ever captain, he'd sell us out for a chance to finally have his first kiss,"[/color] Simone called out.

Well that certainly was not nice. He smirked. [color=LightSteelBlue]“No, no, I’d only sell you and Waldemar out. The rest of the lovely ladies can stay with me.“[/color] He laughed to himself contentedly for a moment. But then froze when it hit him. [color=LightSteelBlue]“Ahhh wait! That’s not to say that I haven’t had my first kiss! Certainly I’ve kissed many a beautiful dame! In fact I recently just--”[/color]

[color=a187be]“unwelcome kisses on the hand that nearly get you killed by vengeful husbands don’t count.”[/color] Song interjected flatly as she jumped from the last rung from the crow’s nest ladder to join the crew. She demonstratively flicked back her hair and smoothly walked towards the group.

Jonathan bristled a bit, but then put his hands back on his hips with a reinvigorated smirk [color=LightSteelBlue]“Hmph. You’re one to talk. Still pretending that we haven--”[/color]

SHRRRANNGG--

Faster than he could see, a violent shriek of metal rang out, and Jonathan found a sword pressed dangerously strong against his throat. 

[color=a187be]“whatever could you possibly be referring to?”[/color] Song asked, smiling sweetly as she held her wu jian at his neck.

Jonathan closed his mouth. 

Melody continued barking orders at the crew, though everyone seemed to look the other way or offer an excuse when she asked who would be willing to stay behind.

Song peered over at Jonathan’s elbow. Quickly, before Jonathan himself could notice, Song grabbed it, and raised his arm. She fake coughed, to draw attention to it, then in her best fake Jonathan voice, grunted, [color=CornflowerBlue]“I’ll stay behind, Captain.”[/color]

Jonathan, wondering why people were suddenly looking at him, turned to see that his arm was raised. He realized what had just happened. 

[color=LightSteelBlue]“Wait nononononoo I didn’t say that, I mean I really need to go out to the city to take care of business because ladies-- I mean, the financial-- I mean the components I need to--”[/color]