[h2]Interview[/h2]
"Oh yeah, straight arrows are always welcome." TV Fly buzzed, filling in the form with his left hand, and rubbing the spot where Starfish Hitler had smacked him with the riding crop with the right. Reaching up to his face, he turned the knob beneath his nose, flicking over to a new list. He braced himself. The same music continued playing.

"QVESTION TWO! ARE YOU CURRENTLY VORKING FOR OR HAVE YOU EVER VORKED FOR EIN MILITARY, MILITARIZED COMPANY, OFFICIAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, STREET GANG, OR HORDE OF ZE DAMNED?!" Starfish Hitler slapped the riding crop into each of the large-type words in turn, drawing a wince from TV Fly each time.