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TL;DR: Illegal porn was brought on the ship, servers overloaded, Highly advanced alien ripped broken overheated parts out, commander needed new ones, scum enters room and starts shit. Doctor reads a book, scum makes mistakes, warock slams his weak ass into a wall, he leaves to get duct tape, servers still down captain still not found and somewhere someone is masturbating to some gross alien porn.
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As it turned out a very concise review~