[quote=@yPro]
[i][color=f26522]"Bah, your little powers and honeyed words do not effect me. I will make my kingdom through the blood, sweat, and tears of my people. Then, I'm coming for your kingdom. And [b]then[/b] I'm going after Tinkerhel, because I am tired of her shit already."[/color][/i]
[/quote]
[b]Tinkerhel:[/b] [color=Ccbbff]"Oh please, whatever you do, don't lock me in the barracks with all your big, hunky Orc warriors. I'd hate to feel all their hot, sweaty, strong hands wandering all over my frail little body."[/color]

[quote=@knighthawk]
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. 

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father. 
[/quote]
[b]Tinkerhel:[/b] [color=Ccbbff]"...yeah, about that..." [I]*rubs her swollen belly meaningfully*[/i][/color]

[quote=@knighthawk]
You think this is the first evil overlord Octavius worked for?
[/quote]
Didn't the last Evil Overlord he work for die after someone stole his list?