[quote=@Hael]If you don't, then so help me I will write my entire next post in Old Elvish!
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[url]https://www.elfdict.com/[/url]
[url]http://imtranslator.net/translation/english/to-welsh/translation/[/url]
Use some inspiration from the Ents, describe everything in painfully obvious detail with never missing a single title and bullshit whatever form of grammar is fit the most.
Ta'da!
You wrote in Old Elvish.
The only downside is that unless you do this wrong your single post would be at least 10 times as long as all the previous posts combined.
:lol