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You say a flipping word about it and I'll shoot you in your manhood with a dart gun, the dart filled with blood thinner, then I'll stab you in it. You do the math.
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There's this velociraptor that tries to eat all the burgers at the snack bar. And once all the burgers are gone, it eats everybody else on the island, ending the movie. Oh, and it also activates a nuke on accident that blows up the Earth. Then Ultron comes in and the Avengers 3 trailer starts.