[quote=@Dynamics]
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I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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Now you know. I've actually had a job ever since I was 7 years old, when I refused my first steamed celery. As a result, the job stork dropped a new boss on my doorstep. We opened the door and looked down at him. His first words were "Get me off this darn ground, you slacker." But it was what he said next that changed my life forever. "You're hired. Be at Weenie Hut Jr. at 7 AM tomorrow to clean the toilets in the men's restroom." Those words brought a tear to my eye, and I never looked at life the same way. I'll never go back to the ways of the steamed celery, as minimum wage and poor working conditions are all I need to be happy in life.