[quote=@Cyclone]
Ialu: "Oh great tree, I have traveled long and across half the Earth to hear your wisdom! I have but only one question: why in the hell do you force us all to come visit you?"
Tree: "Um..."
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Tree: "Look, it gets lonely! All I have to do is sit here all day and hope someone comes to visit. Other than guys like you all I have to do is photosynthesis and...and...that's all! So, I draw a few guests in."

Ialu: "A 'few'? Like, half the population?"

Tree: "Is that a lot? I can't tell, because, as you may have noticed, I don't exactly get out much. [b]I'm a tree.[/b]"