[h3]Touma, Index, Othinus[/h3]
"A witch? But... That's so vague! You can't just be 'a witch'! What church are you affiliated with? Magic name? Element? Sign?" Index immediately flared up, standing up in anger. "Touma here is an idiot that attracts girls left and right, so I can understand you coming here, but if you're going to introduce yourself as a magician at least do it right!"

"Seconded. This boy may as well be a block of lead, given the way he acts, so it's better to be thorough with him than not." Othinus followed, nodding her head as Touma sighed.

"...Seriously? You guys freeload at my house, empty my wallet, cause me more trouble than I've ever had in my unfortunate life... And that's what you have to say about me? That's nice." he said, shaking his head.

"Well, it can't be helped, Touma! It's the truth, isn't it?"
"It is."

As the two nodded in unison, Touma massaged his forehead with his left hand in exasperation. It was almost as if the two had rehearsed the act just to ridicule him. Was this what they did in their free time? Sighing, Touma shrugged and extended his right hand towards Marisa. Well, with the surname Kirisame and blonde hair the girl was... Probably a half...?

"Kamijou Touma. I'm... Technically the guardian of these two...?"

As he introduced himself, Othinus had (very slowly) climbed up onto his shoulder, only to slap him on the face.

"You didn't even notice that she JUST realized I wasn't a doll! Seriously, how dense are you?" she fumed as Touma turned towards her. "This is why you're so misfortunate- not because of Imagine Breaker, but because you're so... Illogical!"